First you have to go read the stupidest reasons why batman is better at Kacey's blog.
10. Christian Bale...REALLY! He killed Liam Neason! That makes him like the worst "Super Hero" (if you can even call him that because he doesn't have any powers.)
9. In answer too the underwear outside of his tights, Doug wore them like that too.
8. umm it's recycled paper.
7. Yeah but in order to dress up like a bat you have to be taking some of those drugs.
6. Might I remind you that Alfred had a heart attack and had to be saved by Arnold.
5. Kacey...he goes after the guy that killed his parents he tried to shoot him at the court but somebody beat him to it.
4. Only Will Smith can pull that off.
3. Maybe, but when he puts on his outfit your eyes go down immediately.
2. REALLY! HE CAN FLY!
1. California! the only reason he would take over that is so he could get more of the drugs he takes so he has the self esteem to dress up like a bat.
0. Batman has to surround himself with little wimpy guys to make him feel tougher, Robin, Arnold, need I say more.
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Dude...what EXACTLY are you looking at when your eyes "go down there???"
Liam Neeson died in Star Wars too.
Doug Funny is NOT cool. Just funny.
They had to kill the trees at some point. Even if they are reusing them.
He tried to shoot Chill BEFORE he became Batman. He reformed his ways dude.
Alfred was only saved by Arnold after Clooney kicked his butt and had him lying on the ground. Check your facts.
Yes, Will Smith can pull anything off, but you are the one who referenced the anatomical correctness of Batman's suit. You couldn't pull that off, so don't make fun of him.
Like I said, we just have less gravity. His weakness is a little piece of green glass. He'd die if he came in mom's kitchen. Some superhero.
If you think Batman needs drugs to have enough self-esteem to be himself, then what in the heck do YOU take?
Superman doesn't have any friends. And Batman killed Jack Nicholson. Not wipmy.
Plus, Morgan Freeman is Batman's number one guy. Morgan Freeman played God (in a movie with Jim Carrey, who was the Joker...Oh yeah, Batman killed him, didn't he???)
As I learned in Philip Camp's class, "God is the Superhero of EVERY story."
Don't mess with Morgan Freeman. Seriously.
This is getting serious.
I don't understand what the big deal is.
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